Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
jroxursox1 10
Well that's awkward.
vieeev 4
Wrong in so many ways...
TheJawsman 18
I would have said "Well, I still think of you as a girlfriend" as I plow her and blow a load on her face. Then I would say, "Yes, I look good on you."
RKD 23
Hey, you are getting it! Who cares how she thinks?
lefty619 6
Creepy
r0ckoman 0
I'm guessing she likes sleeping with her brother
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP, first off, that's a boner-killer.... but it could have been worse... after saying that, she could have yelled "but that ok daddy... daddy!"
Twincest 11
I don't get it. What's the problem? 0_o
hellokaitty13 0
Anyone else reminded of Selena Gomez calling Justin Bieber her 'Lil Brother'
pfclunchbox005 1
That's awesome. You should have grabbed her bumps, and said oh feels like my sisters