Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
ant1078 7
I hope this was an attempt at sarcasm...
bizarre_ftw 22
Close family
hiddenpoet 0
I kinda wanna chuke now
CaptainPickles72 18
That sounds like some sort of exotic animal... The Chuke. I imagine the chuke would be so ugly that it would make me wanna *puke!
zack11742 7
Well done 135 well done sir
bizarre_ftw 22
We all do auntie, we all do
zues70 4
Hot...
GoW_Chick 15
Not...
rattusrattus 19
That is a disturbing incest kink she's got there.
funnynesh 10
Propose, and see what her reaction is…
jaredofmo 22
People say the darndest things during sex.
lolyeahthatsme 11
This made me laugh not because it's funny, but because this person actually used the word "darnest"
jaredofmo 22
"Darndest." As in "Kids say the darndest things..."
yoshikatshomoto 2
Maybe that is what turns her on... Some people did taboo gives them a high..
tmd4L 7
You aren't her brother right?