Dogs, Texting Animals Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

poordog - - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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Always proofread before sending

ShortieRose - 28/05/2019 22:13

Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML

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Over the rainbow bridge

Memelord - 18/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML

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iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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Tracy - 11/01/2026 09:00

Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML

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Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

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Treacherous smileys

Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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Freudian slip

Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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Emoji etiquette

Anonymous - 12/09/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, my coworker texted me about her grandmother passing away. I meant to send a sad face but accidentally sent the party hat emoji. Now she probably thinks I was celebrating her grandma’s death. FML

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klalalo 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:33

am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:20

Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.

rosierosierosie 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:39

I have a QWERTY keyboard and I've done something similar. But I didn't actually send it, I managed to cancel it.

Thund3rStruck_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:43

Fruedian slip?

Ripunzel 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:23

hahahaha that fukin sux!! I've done that a LOT- danm fone that checks my spelling

lem0n_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:26

LOL. First FML that's made me laugh in a while. But really, best of luck to your friend's dog.

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:51

If your friend is a drama queen she probably thought you were being dramatic.

renatozi 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:17

hahahaa this made me laugh too much

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Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:22

Omg that made me laugh. But I'm sure your friend knew what you meant. If someone said that to me, I would assume that it was a typo, or that their annoying sibling had sent it. Don't worry. ;)