Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML
Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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klalalo 0
am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???
hockeyhouse 5
Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.
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izziieB 0
YDI for two reasons - should have read it before you sent it and o and I aren't even on the same keys
cherylface 13
However, they are right next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard. A format which is not so uncommon in phones nowadays.
welderchick87 0
izziieeB...on a QWERTY keyboard/keypad...the o and i are right next to each other. My phone has a QWERTY keyboard, (in case you don't know....it's the same as a computer/laptop keyboard) and I've done a similar thing as the poster, but I read my texts before I send them to make sure I didn't mess up something like that...although if I do realize that I made a typo, I'm quick to send another one correcting my mistake. Maybe you should have thought about that a little bit more before making a stupid comment.
redbluegreen 41
They probably do what I do, which is text without really looking at their phone. I haven't made a mistake yet, but I can easily see this happening. It's not that uncommon to spell something, it's just unfortunate.
Its_Ash_The_Dj 0
O and I are next to each other
Feverrotes 15
hahaha I know it's wrong but that sounds like a MLIA.
queenofdeath 0
oh my god... I wonder what your friend thought
SweetestSin 4
Did you at least send a corrected text and apologizefor the error made? While I find this a little on the funny side, truth is if it was me with the sick dog that text would upset me more!
jamie_leeann23 0
awwww messed up, I hope u texted her back saying it was a mistake...
r_max 0
Good thing the conversation wasn't about her mother or something...
DynamicDave 11
LMFAO! This is something I would do! The first FML I actually lol'ed at in some time. Thank you.
omgxwtfxheather 2
ahaha I loled
imanethesmart 0
OMG!!! IT'S LIKE 6:20 IN THE MORNIG AND I GOT MY FIRST NON MENTAL SCREAM LAUGH FOR THE DAY!!!!! HAHA, fyl,
steveman 0
llolillolll