Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML
Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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klalalo 0
am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???
hockeyhouse 5
Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.
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Comments (144)
jamjenni2774 0
OUCH!!
Comentator 0
Damn, just make a phone call people
robertsk89 0
oh no!!!!! FYL!!!! but so funny hahhahahahaha
ihateuall 0
DING DING DING, oh sorry that was my bullshit meter going off. look 1 2abc 3def 4ghi 5jkl 6mno 7pqrs8tuv 9wxyz i and o are on completely seperate sides
phatdaddy 0
Just because YOUR phone sucks doesn't mean this is fake. It's called QWERTY. This is actually one of the few FMLs that looks completely legitimate and realistic. Tard.
ihateuall 0
well, yeah, my phone sucks and i know about querty. in that case, forget about my phone layout and think about how this person still deserved it for not reading it.
phatdaddy 0
Agreed. You should always proofread when you're sending a message to a greiving friend. Irony: I didn't proofread this message before posting and had to edit it because I used "your" instead of "you're"
NotErin 0
yeah I saw a fml exactly like this one except I think it was about if not then they didn't even reword it
becstarr 0
its called predicitive text (to comment 41)
ihateuall 0
2 things. 1, if its a message to me just press reply. 2, the stupid **** still should have read it before sending it
B31 0
#12 ur a dumbass they are right next o each other ;P
B31 0
u too 41
DynamicDave 11
41 fails. Never heard of predictive text or of a qwerty keypad? Get a life douche!
ihateuall 0
note: predictive text does one of 2 things. one: u just press buttons one at a time and it does the most common thing. keep in mind i and o are not on the same key. so that is out. the second thing it can do is after u put in letters it will predict the word based on how commonly you use it. first of all, who in ***** name would select the first word after putting in "D". secondly even if she did, who uses "dies" more than "does"?
phatdaddy 0
Haha!! NIce!! Once I was chatting up a lady on text, and I tried to say, "Would you like to meet up for dinner later? I'm thinking sushi," but the stupid T9 word made it come out as, "You rape goats. lol."
quikwit1212 0
Oh my lord, that's ******* hilarious.
pepolshet 0
YDI for texting and having no life chatting about dogs