Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML
Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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klalalo 0
am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???
hockeyhouse 5
Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.
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SoSarge 2
Ex-best friend that is.
perdix 31
Wow, you must really hate that dog! I generally love dogs, but I have known some owned by friends and family that are so mean and/or obnoxious that I would have written "I hope he/she dies" if I heard they were sick. If people select the wrong breed and don't bother to train them, I realize that the fault of the dog's bad behavior really lies with the human master, but we can't really go around putting people down, can we?
HarperGirl 4
OMG I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU FOR SAYING THAT I ABSOLUTELY HATE PEOPLE WHO BLAME DOGS JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR BREED
phatdaddy 0
I see you are having a bit of trouble. It's to the left of the "A" key.
dangletsbang21 0
just text her telling her it's a mistake, I'm sure she will understand and might actually think it's quite hilarious herself, I know I would have haha
uhhhnonymous 0
hahaha! That's a pretty epic typo. Hopefully she realized that's all it was.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe you subconciouslly want her dog to die... just a thought.
milkyourgoat 0
made me laugh out loud. nice one :D
bthakid87 0
so bogus... lol
holaworld 0
awww u hope you said sorry!
L33tSauce 0
I couldnt help but laugh. Sorry lol XD
TheOtherNewest1 6
Pray the dog doesn't die. Then you'll feel REALLY shitty.