Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML
Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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klalalo 0
am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???
hockeyhouse 5
Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.
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Comments (144)
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D
tlf1231 0
Omg funniest fml ever. I laughed until I almost doed =P
lilkim_fml 0
doed or died?? lol
SAMHAlN 0
that is fantastic favorited
PistenDeer 0
Yeah those typos... I being too close to O... Like X being too close to C. I once texted my friend "sec" but then realised I typed "sex". She now thinks I'm a pervert.
Britney_Spears 1
That's not that bad. One time, I texted my friend "Come go down on my sweet wet vag" because I was horny. She he drove to my house and attacked me and destroyed my downstairs with a huge *****. And he took pictures, and I shoved those in my vag and we played "Find the Vag Pictures in my Vag while Not Wearing Gloves". So you see, this was just an accident. MY VAG WAS RUINED FOREVER. Consider yourself lucky.
KiwiDingo 0
this FML is also on the damnyouautocorrect website -.-
birdfreak 24
I was emailing my friend and he was going over to someones house who had a crush on me and I sed 'tell him I sez hi' and it kept saying sex and thats how it got sent tell him I sex hi
slacker125 0
ha o shit
britania 0
omg
MiuDiorLouboutin 0
fake