Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
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shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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igaboo 0
Sounds... sexy.
lindseyluvszac 4
Stupid question, but were you intoxicated? Sad, but YTDI, if so. Don't drink and idle in Whataburger drive-thrus
DrewsFML 8
That's because you were actually at a drive-through bank, and you were screaming your burger order at the ATM machine.
Tink4me 0
that's awesome!!
jonathan6773 5
I have never heard of that fast food restaurant.
MurphyS94 4
You're missing out...
neonpanda44 0
ne neitherXD
1215116a 14
I think it might only be in the south? I know for sure it's in Texas and Oklahoma
Kennzz 0
there only Texas..
1215116a 14
60, I LIVE in Oklahoma, so I know they're here. -_-
xGraycloud 4
yeah it's only in Texas & Oklahoma. Best place EVER
hannahtaskey 9
I live in Washington and I've never heard of it, so they're definitely not near this state!
MurphyS94 4
They are in Arkansas as well :b actually, I think they originated here... I could be wrong though xb
LordGoober 13
First one opened in Texas, Corpus Christi
lilmisslovely13 15
me niether
weallsuck 0
they're only in Texas and they're all shitty
ReynshineCutting 10
I'm from Texas so I grew up on it. Then I moved to Colorado for college. When I found out there were no Whataburgers I cried. But I'm going home in a week and that's the FIRST meal I'm eating when I get home. Grabbing it on the way home from the airport heck yes!
Shocklate 2
They are in Louisiana as well.
kappaalpha1865 0
they are not only in Texas they are in a lot of southern states another one is even Arizona where I lived
FarSide 23
For piss sake.... just Goggle the MF and see where they are at. lazy asses.
Whelve 7
Not in Ohio. o:
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I'm in Valpariso, IN so idt we have one here :/ and idk where the closest one is D:
yeauh 0
well they sure aren't in Cali but we got in-and-out burger which is the bomb dude I hella want in-and-out burger now stupid munchies :p hahahaha
MurphyS94 4
108- I stand corrected.
chouter21 10
lol. it originated in corpus Christi, Texas :)
kala_lanier 2
We have them in Georgia & Florida.
vince4895 0
it's a fast food chain that originated in Texas and operates there and in surrounding states.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
its in Texas, wish there was one in California:/ ohh well, we have In-N-Out:)
tellis1187 0
its a southern thing if u ever come to the south u should try it bc its pretty good after a night of drinking obviously (OP)
XxLenaMariexX 0
you're wrong.
pink_raindrops 26
You must've been drunk to get a DUI though, they tend to give you a breathalyzer test. If they didn't give you the breathalyzer, and you didn't ask for it to prove you were sober then you're not that bright.
fireball941 6
what's whataburger?
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
i guess its a fast food place... ive never heard of it
1215116a 14
It's an awesome fast food place in the south of the USA, and is so good.
2ndSucks 15
I'm fairly certain its only in texas and oklahoma. Its deliciously fattening though.
1215116a 14
Yeah, I just wasn't certain, but I know it's in Texas and Oklahoma, considering I've lived in both of them. :)
jjames7543 13
There's a few in Louisiana too, not that anyone cares...
F0xyTurtle 8
they're all over Oklahoma but I've never eaten there
mb1616 0
whata DUI ! :D
thedarkstar 0
I believe he mention what a DUI kinda like when someone says "Whata night!"
Hollywoodgirl79 18
That sucks. Judging by the way theses comments are going, this is going to be voted "you totally deserve it" but I think it just sucks for you.
geeksaresexy 18
They deserved it.. They were either DUI or too stupid to ask for a breath/ blood test to prove they weren't. Either way they deserved it!
nicobington 1
**** you man whataburger is the best
sheethapins 13
If it was a chick would that make it a furburger?