Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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Comments (153)
mitymouse 0
I love garden gnomes and yes they do wanna kill you for killing there trees
Capt_Oblivious 10
That's stupid. Everyone knows you should never get your gnomes from Wal-Mart, those are the ones that ARE inherently evil and are plotting against you.
pita2423 10
it's bc wal marts evil.
xblitzx34 0
Was she high or on acid
kitkatknicknack 12
Why are you?!
Ballplayer3313 3
Just read "How to survive a garden gnome attack" You can never be over prepared
NomOnShroomz 14
Operation pointy hat has been compromised!
jbo116 0
Haha! It's true though! I'd watch my back if I were you... I wouldn't want any lawn gnomes killing me.
mk58 31
Garden gnomes, no matter where they have been purchased from, are EVIIIIL! I once had to hack one to pieces because it tried to take my cookies.
zeropro61 0
Fail
Manchester_City1 0
Not just fail it's an EPIC FAIL
Sunny_Eclipse 6
WHAT are you smoking?
mk58 31
Turkey slabs, why do you want some?
Sunny_Eclipse 6
This is a crazy person's reaction to "Gnomeo and Juliet."
Zombie65 0
Those damn gnomes .....at it again :-|
Bekavera 4
:)