Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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lebronsucks 3
Gnome and Juliet gone bad!
heresjuju 2
Can I tell you how much I love your mom? She wins.
mehwhocares 9
So you finally figured out what they're really for... Good luck. They're going to have to kill you now, in order to keep their secret.
KnucklesDeep 5
I hope your mother likes the rubber room that awaits her when she has her inevitable breakdown.
sethman27 0
Phase 1 collect underpants Phase 2 ?????? Phase 3 profit
tateh22 1
South park is the best!! Haha
Calyx_fml 22
They are.
d3adly 5
I collect them.
Nevitt 9
Those Fucken gnomes man... their everywhere!
itsmeyippie 0
I have tone a grammar Nazi, They're.
bubo_fml 11
**** the Gnomes! The real bastards are the Trolls & Goblins!!
daydreamer244 13
why does she gotta hate on the lawn gnomes?