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Stevie This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

They're after us!

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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TalkinSmack 6

They probably are

Whatever your mother is smoking, I want some !

wow phsico and the phones come alive and computers and tvs and chairs to

From walmart? Run!!! Never buy them there they do plot against you thats why theyre so cheap

I think your mom needs to stop watching movies

so return them....?

My army dudes stalk me at night

TheRealEllieSan 9

Watch the 10th episode of the 3rd dr.Who series (Blink) and then decide whether your mom's crazy.

Damn gnomes can do some stuff!!

U shouldnt shop at walmart