Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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missy1228 2
That's some extreme toy story 3 stuff
o0artisha0o 8
YDI for having garden gnomes.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Whatever she's on I want 2 of them XD
RedPillSucks 33
give your mom a mallet and tell her to play whack-a-gnome.
Kayokku 1
What lawn gnomes AREN'T conspiring to kill someone?
KayleeFrye 39
Garden gnomes are tacky, not to mention creepy as hell. They probably ARE plotting to kill you! :)
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe they are, maybe they aren't.... Just alter your Zombie Apocalypse plan to include Garden Gnomes...
8sq 13
What's she on? I need some of it.
raphanne_fml 33
Gnome-nap one of them, take a picture of it in famous places or cities, send the photos to your mother as a post-card... That will blow her mind!
lmaoatall 6
have fun with this op. when she's not looking, take a gnome and press it's feet into the dirt all the ways to her bedroom window, making a set of gnome tracks. then claw mark up the wall. show her, sit back and watch her freak!
HomeAl0ne 20
Nah, just creep out each night and move them all fractionally closer to the front door. If you want to get really freaky, repaint their eyes so they are all looking up at her bedroom window.