Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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SuperDerp 8
derp
saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
Gourmet_Taco 0
I guess it's no longer a secret now
saIty 17
Well I think everyone had a sneaking suspicion. For example when I left my house for ice cream and came back my sister's Barbie and my Power Ranger was in an awkward sex position. I was home alone
knights95 9
Just wait until it happens, you will regret not listening to her
xDefendPopPunkx 14
They are sneaky little fellows. Believe me I've seen it. My neighbor got some and it has been 3 weeks since I last saw him. Poor guy, didn't know what was coming to him...
FFPulley 9
At least they aren't the underpants gnomes from South Park. I'd rather be dead with my underpants on than alive with none.
eminemchick 19
this makes for another flashback from doofenschmirtz
enonymous 9
They aren't just trying to find you better deals using travelocity
xoconnie 8
may be a sign of a mental problem, just saying.
VeroAnne 11
she's right you know..
The_Weirdo 10
Ahhh my evil minions are doing there job after all. Wait, did I say that out loud?
Friaza 29
This is what happens when somebody barely leaves the house for 10 years.
christianmary182 0
Well, Professor Doofinsmirtz DID have to dress up as a lawn gnome as a kid. And he IS evil...
christianmary182 0
Sorry 37. Apparently I skipped over your comment earlier.
nixter5 18
Toy story freak her out as a kid?
BabySyrq 5
This FML is unexplainable
Jaimegirl 7
the movie Gnomeo and Juliet freaked her out. haha
Pixxio_O 11
If I were you, I would start killing them right now.... "-"
jt397947 0
Lol I wouldn't doubt it. Barbie is a ***** lol ;)
EvilPotato 15
it's a new version of the movie ‘gremlins’.
LOLbomb 1
This reminds me of Sims 3. You'd have to play it to understand. Well, it's sort of a hidden secret, but a gnome could switch positions and move at night. :/
BoredUnicorn 6
Haha
walkern1891 0
Ha ha next time when your mom is sleep place them by her bed with a knife of something next to it.
DanceAshleeDance 0
That's exactly what I thought (: hahaa.
DanceAshleeDance 0
^^ in reply to 150 :3
sandyandellie 5
two references to that disney show? what the crap.
ArmedcrackerR6 8
What a dummy
myfruitloop 0
I see what you did there
crazychick1269 7
haha well that's what u get for shopping at walmart!!!!!! and I bet it was just a U of M gnome and that's y she was freakin out:)
StoryOfTheYear 15
University of Minnesota? Oho
suckM1KEHAWK 0
Dumbass Canadian
22cute 17
YDI for buying garden gnomes
white16sox 19
Uh sorry but isyour mom insane
commietaco 0
isthere is something wrong with your sentance.
BrainDead1998 6
I'm sorry, but your mum is retarded
sxe_beast 11
No. It is you who is retarded. The garden gnomes ARE conspiring against us. They're mass produced by the Illuminati to spy on us. Not only this, but Walmart is front for the Illuminati (like McDonald's, Macy's, Target, Sears, Burger King, etc. are). Sheesh, you people are so dense. The Gnomes are very intricately designed robots sent from the future to spy on us. They collect information about you and feed it back to the Illuminati HQ. This is why you should always smash your neighbor's garden gnomes!
jacob12311 4
Mum really??!!
StopDropNRoll 11
Somebody's fml account got hacked by OP's mom. =P
white16sox 19
Sxe beast I didn't call her retarded but you obviously just copied and pasted your same comment from bellow.
white16sox 19
Just nvm that post
BrainDead1998 6
Oops my bro hacked my account ^^' I think it's pretty weird but awesome
Sniper3000 0
41 that was funny
carioki34 7
R word!!!!!
Stealthed 8
Maybe they are, perhaps because they think your mum is conspiring to kill them. Survival of the fittest!!
zachherbert 10
I believe this. I once saw claw marks on me neighbors lawn from his front door to a square patch of grass in the yard. I'm guessing trap door to his doom. Now that I think about it, wheres the mailman been lately?
meg63720 0
I woodnt blame her lawn gnomes are fricking scary
ZeroIce 12
Wouldn't
Izzicasey 18
#7 let the hunger games.. Begin. And may the odds be in your favor. Lol reminds me of The Hunger Games
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
reallytho3 11
They shall ALL see... Muahahahahahaha (runs out of the room)
Iknoweverything 29
I was going to mention that the easter bunny seems more of a murderous type... then I saw your screen name and just about freaked!
BSCstud 0
They'll all see ( insert evil laugh)!!!!!!
cheer4ever96 8
Your mom knows they're NONliving, right?
IndiRae 9
You know that face is UNappealing, right?
Sweej 1
LMAO @ 32..
mike410 0
Wtf is up with that picture?
melij99 5
It's probably stuck that way.
kitkatknicknack 12
Just another typical cheerleader -.-
rockfreak611 1
108 I almost pissed myself hahahahahahahaha
RainbowLuna 0
Touché
ashleykay94 7
Haha you should tell her to go hide
muchagente 5
don't worry. garden gnomes do not breed in captivity.
the_easter_bunny 1
Which is completely understandable. I wouldn't breed either if I lived in the front yard.