Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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oolama 2
Goosebumps anyone?
Mirorbo 27
Tell her about the Slenderman. She won't be worrying about the gnomes anymore.
hplover32 19
That's because they are!!!
Xero3g 5
Wow the things they can do with technology these days
123jade456 0
lol thats silly
kitkatknicknack 12
Says the ostrich with fake teeth
aligiorav 11
Tell your mom not to worry, gnomes don't really want to kill us. They just want to ravage you all repeatedly, so nothing to worry about, you wont be killed
AgentSmith79 9
Maybe it's time to lay off the crack.
iampetard 0
Do not be fooled i thought they were regular gnomes too until i woke up tied up with a bunch of gnomes conspiring around me
V19Spartan 1
Yeah they do, are you a retard? Listen to that bitch. Everyone knows Wal-Mart spies on people so that is why I shop at Target.
snuffypeacee 0
HAHAHAHA!!!