Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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weirdo22228 4
maybe they are
cuddlebunny3548 11
Is your mom on heroin?
eurekaroy 6
Lmfao! That's amazing!
Btreasure 8
Your mom just made my day
SorrowFull 8
Imagine the shock that Gnomes had, being so rudely shoved into plastic bags and taken from an air conditioned store to be placed in the scorching hot sun. I would also be be angry to have been bought so cheap, so pigeons can use my pointy hat as a target. Sleep with one eye open, or the little men might get you. "muhahahahaha"
TheSithAssassin 15
I don't know about you, but I would side with your Mom and conspire to wipe out the colony of them.
iZombiez 0
Can u blame her??
CarlysTomorrow 0
Watch it...revenge is a horrible thing
creedaddict 9
Gnomes are like that
springbok_fml 2
put a ring of them around her bed while she's sleeping