Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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Locoluis 15
Your Mom knows what she's saying. Listen to her.
bryannab1 0
All i can think of is that comercial where the family ordered that evil looking knome thing. Where the mailman came up and askked why they were all outside and they pointed at the evil knome thing that was across the room. The mailman talked abot some type of shipping boxes and when they looked back in the house the knome was right inside the door.
skyeyez9 25
I used to have a neighbor who must have had about 80 yard gnomes in her front yard.
DIAL3CTICCHA0S 0
aren't we all?
armyboy5989 2
You should move them everyday to see what she does.. Then give them weapons like shovels and other lawn equipment haha
sunflower30 0
Haha your mom is tripping balls!
nakegu 0
Have you not played the sims?
kubleeka 0
Ydi for having garden gnomes : P
BadKitty13 28
Gnomeo, Oh Gnomeo ...... that is so wrong on so many levels.......
VampObsessed 16
I agree with her. Gnomes really are conspiring to destroy the human race.