Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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Comments (153)
sydneyaval 9
hello? shes kidding, jackass!
GodofCarnage 10
no shit, sherlock.
lobum 12
I see... and is your mother schizophrenic?
Enigmax2514 7
Bolt de door maggie! that un's lookin' at meh funny
MeestahWOO 1
Dude that's what gnomes do
Arch27 27
I suggest you buy her a poster of the album cover for George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass." Put it up in her bedroom. Please take video of the reaction.
Nooneslooking 0
I'm horrified of gnomes so I feel your mother's pain
pyrogirl6622 0
Lawn gnomes are tacky. They belong is some old woman's law because they don't care any more about what they put out there.
400cc 2
Hahaha, now that's funny Did she watch toy story?
zebrapattern 6
BrB Goosebumps
bubo_fml 11
she's partially right...The shit they sell @ Walmart is potentially lethal!