Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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Top comments
simplysarcastics 26
Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.
superpoptart 24
What the **** is wrong with your husband?
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Comments (55)
karlcolt45 19
looks like in a month, you'll have 2 children to look out for
iveseentomuch 3
Ha!
zobara 29
It seems to me, he is really looking forward to be a dad, and he just tried to become a dad sooner
morella_xx 29
It's great that he's excited about being a dad, but that doesn't excuse showing that excitement at the expense of his wife, who was probably mid-Braxton-Hicks. And did he really want to make his poor wife go into labor right there in the grocery store with everyone staring? Inconsiderate behavior, all around.
DocBastard 40
Haha! Your husband is a hilarious man! What a great joke to play on the mother of his child, the woman he supposedly loves! Ha. Ha ha ******* ha. I sincerely hope that stupid shit like this is isolated. What he should be doing is running around doing whatever you ask, including taking you to hospital if necessary.
rattusrattus 19
I'm adding this to the list of reasons why men should be able to get pregnant too.
perdix 31
I hope "Yakety Sax" was playing over the store P.A., and then you go on to name your kid Benny Hill.
GarageDragon 22
And this guy's about to become a father. Hopefully your kid takes after you rather than him.
kkmwong 11
Looks like you should be the one running and hiding away.
Crofty92 17
YDI for choosing to marry such an immature twat.
imodilley 4
Aw, stop being so harsh. He's a man, he thinks on terms A and B, if he hears his wife bitch about something he's probably thinking "I can fix this problem."
MuseFan1991 14
i agree, he probably thought that would genuinely help, bless him. also, im expecting the massive thumbs down for this, but i found this FML really funny. but then again im not pregnant and in agony :/
Inciter 33
He probably did think it would help. When I was pregnant, one of the classes my fiance and I took told us that walking around a lot while having contractions can help induce labor. Maybe OP's husband wanted to help get her labor moving along.
sikunt89_fml 16
I'd say it was a joke, in bad taste I guess, but I doubt he was doing it seriously... And she didn't have to run after him. I'd have stood there and waited it out until he realised he was being silly.. or started heading back to the car.