Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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whatthefreshhell 15
At least the kids he sold it to won't get heartworms.
Draxanoth 15
Well to be fair, 90% of high school kids are bitches anyway...
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Comments (68)
whatthefreshhell 15
At least the kids he sold it to won't get heartworms.
ChenEighty 20
Let's just hope there's no side effects...
ordonblade46 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Here, take my up vote.
sotheresthisgirl 8
If there is it's a lesson learned, don't buy random pills from a guy at school.
TITUS92 8
Hmmmm...yes yes
MrsDruidess 23
so OP'S brother did something stupid with the family dogs pills. . . why is this **** OPs life? Seems to have nothing to do with OP
Draxanoth 15
Well to be fair, 90% of high school kids are bitches anyway...
ChenEighty 20
That highly insults the other ten percent. :#
ApollosMyth 22
25 - How?
Alihb 16
not to mention, they deserve it for
Alihb 16
shiz got cut of for buying pills
GuessWhatKids 13
All generalizations are false.
ChenEighty 20
28, that came out wrong. I meant that the 90% of high school students that are bitches insult, of bully, the other ten percent. Should've thought my wording through a bit better...
Comet_Candy 23
Don't be silly! That's an insult to the dogs.
Derpet 18
Drugs for real men!
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
I think it's more like drugs for bitches lol
lhazz11 23
Don't blame your brother, he just wanted to protect the other kids from heart worm! EDIT: Gah #1 beat me to it
Pleonasm 36
It's a dog eat dog medecine world out there.
Neyuu 18
Medicine?
sailorzoe 14
Smart kid though. He knew they were dumb enough to "buy it."
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Its good that he got bitched at. Hopefully he will remember this furever and learn from his ruff consequences.
EsotericBrent 29
And maybe next time he'll paws, and think before he disobeys!
meso222 8
Hopefully he learns to bury the evidence in the backyard...
TheInvisibleOne 31
I'm just curious as to what he was advertising them as.
SWC_Penguin 17
If he was selling to other 15 year olds he honestly could have been telling the truth and still sold them.
Krauseyboy_MG 10
Drug dealer in the making smh. There are better pathways.
karlcolt45 19
“hey man, what you need?" well my mom wishes I'd stop scooting my ass on the carpet. “dude you are in luck!"
blackphoenix0010 8
I was laughing for two straight minutes. Here, sir, take my like.
slap_u_much 6
Lol hilarious