Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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Top comments
simplysarcastics 26
Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.
superpoptart 24
What the **** is wrong with your husband?
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Comments (55)
Bakarra 22
#48- Just preeeeess the button then...
iveseentomuch 3
Sounds like he'll be a VERY interesting father Kid: Dad we really need to go. I'm gonna be late! Dad: Sure son, lets go...RIGHT AFTER YOU CATCH ME! *runs and hides*
mzdaisylynn 12
I would have left his ass at the store and called paramedics.
King_paradox 22
Go on pop it out and get some help in your game of hide and seek
limitedition 25
You marry an immature guy you will get to live with that immaturity forever.
spottyblanket 8
Give him a laxative and give him intense stomach pains then lock him outdoors.
AlexiAwesome 10
Aaaaand you'll be raising two children soon...
ashjo 12
What an asshole
smk201p 2
Apparently he thought it would help...
maronofhearts 19
The answer is simple You're in a store why are you chasing him? Wait in the car Wait by the exit Humiliate him by going up to the cashier and having them call for him over the speaker Or if you want to mess with him Fake going into labor and scare his ass