Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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Top comments
simplysarcastics 26
Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.
superpoptart 24
What the **** is wrong with your husband?
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Comments (55)
kazmie 8
well you certainly picked a winner :/
outoftown 27
Good you saved the chasing for when you have to get child support payments from him.
lola1313 9
I would divorce him so fast
ileenefudge 29
I would too. Sounds like hubby needs to grow up fast, because he's going to be a father soon. He needs to pull his own weight if it's going to work out between them.
c4rpi0 20
Hehe someone's eager for the baby to come
babeababe 16
I'd drive home and leave him at the store. Or, if you didn't have your keys to the car, go sit down somewhere and wait for him to stop being an idiot.
TheDrifter 24
Somehow I see the husband's side of the story having less to do with hiding and more to do with finishing the shopping. OP could have simply found a seat, or stopped and waited for him, even if he was playing hide and seek.
PurpleNinjaStar 7
You picked him..
mas1794 6
Did you not foresee this before you married him?
ileenefudge 29
People change over time, some for the better and some for the worst. If OP married this guy then that means she really loves(ed)m at the time and ignored any red flags that others might have seen or do see in him.
Infinity1028 3
your the one that wanted to have the birds and the bees
rachilio 26
Shoulda just left him there OP