Today, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough to refill my gas tank. FML
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Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
Today, I had to empty out my coin jar to pay for gas. Trying to be considerate, I only brought quarters, but the cashier refused to take it because they didn't want to count out my $10. I don't know how I'll get to work today. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, after selling things on eBay all week to afford a nice weekend with my husband and kids, my car died. Now we have to spend the money on a battery. FML
Today, I looked at the revenue from my Etsy shop. After hours and hours of hard work, I was ecstatic to find that I made about $560 so far. That is, until I remembered that it all went to my mom's bank account and I paid all the fees out of my own pocket. And yes, she won't give it back. FML
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JukeboxBanshee 10
Should have used Ebay.
mangoboy1 19
You sold part of China?Who bought it?
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JukeboxBanshee 10
Should have used Ebay.
Lindahhxd 7
Or Craigslist! I hope you scramble some money :/
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Just Goes to show Chinese things are cheap ;)
Roskosity 22
Better than selling North Korea.
SplotchyxDroneZ 7
Then you have to pay for shipping for each sold and eBay fee, that drain your wallet
lenamartinovic 13
or Etsy.
cxex 23
Buy a bunch of cheap chinese rubbish via a wholesaler, charge some exorbinant prices, and claim it to be 'high quality genuine item'... Bingo! Thats what most people do on ebay...
CoGhostRider 31
Sounded like he did well since he filled his gas tank. ;)
mkid232 15
The flea does not want your no good Fine China! The flea revels in your filth!
Harmell 7
"In the rain or in the snow, got the got the funky flow"
flea_of_death 23
Are you kidding me? I'd love fine China! (the rare time my user name makes sense)
thisisFMLsoFYL 11
¡Nacho Libre!
RoseBlack123 37
You would've gotten more over an auction or pawn shop since china is expensive and can fetch alot
Charmillionaire 13
Well, aren't you a smart little kitty!
superrocket19 17
He might have had a monster truck!!
ColdplaySucks 18
Pawn shops will rip you off like none other.
laden_swallow09 35
69- Of course! Buy low, sell high. That's how economies work.
ColdplaySucks 18
Anyone with half a brain should know that he/she can get a lot more money with eBay/craigslist. I'm not even sure why people deal with pawns unless they're 100% broke.
Harmell 7
Thats what you get for selling something expensive at a flea market.
mangoboy1 19
You sold part of China?Who bought it?
RoseBlack123 37
In this case, china = fine silverware
deathy94 14
#7 are you sherlock holmes by any chance?
mangoboy1 19
@7 I know, it was supposed to be a joke. I guess it wasn't very good.
Harmell 7
That's the joke.
RoseBlack123 37
Sorry I wasn't sure if you were serious or not
Morgneer 2
I know, I for one wouldn't want to have 400$ worth of any country except america in my house
lilhellian 27
Check you tv.. If it's samsung it's not from america.. You smartphone or laptop isn't american..
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Also, Toshiba or mitsubishi or any other top brand in electronics that most people own these days outnumber the cost and quantity of American made items owned. Just simple economics really, it's cheaper to manufacture overseas. Sure #18 you can rant and rave about only wanting American made products but when the price of your iphone or flat screen more than triples, I'm sure you'll change your tune.
Iclickalot 2
North Korea
ThePK 5
Probably Japan. They really want those Daimyo/Senkaku islands from the Chinese.
Cleu 12
Sold part of China huh, bet Britain got a nice price for it.
SkylineFTW97 25
The same guy who I sold the Brooklyn Bridge to.
pandarawrable 12
Definitely your fault, you can always say "no". Simple really.
TwoOneFive 11
How much money does it take to fill your gas tank!?
poodle_juice 17
You could have sold it on Etsy and passed it off as "vintage" Hipsters from all corners of the land would have flocked to it.
Charmillionaire 13
"I liked China before it became a country."
Btelgeus 11
brilliant
CeCe184 17
You shouldn't have settled for such low prices.
chuka81 27
Cost of living is high and going up
laden_swallow09 35
The rent is too damn high!