Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...
Anderling 33
Congrats on losing all that dead weight!
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Comments (5)
cacheson 42
Yeah… you made the right call
Anderling 33
Congrats on losing all that dead weight!
cuz803 46
Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...
RichardPencil 32
You have to sit down and have a talk with your cousins. They're gonna need to **** it up if you are ever going to have a chance to land a high-quality man like the one you just lost. Assure them that you commit to slutting it up for their boyfriends/husbands.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You got rid of an idiot and confirmed that you don't have any slutty cousins to cause you problems with your next boyfriend. Win - Win from the sound of it.