Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
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Top comments
thebestwooods 7
You are a trooper and he's a lucky man
RedCronos 17
The fact that you went through with it is impressive
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Comments (66)
shannon_zussman 16
Well it seems like you were in a HAIRY SITUATION
wreckdit 29
Gah, you got here first. I was going to say that...
wreckdit 29
Seriously, you are way more committed than I am. I know hair is a totally natural thing, and can be very clean, but that's the fastest way to trigger my gag reflex. Ick
SirYoloSwag 6
Well guys do love a chick that swallows.
AberdolfLincler 7
It's filthy frank, motherfuckeeeeer it's filthy frank, biiiitch
13aphrodite13 7
That Happens to me all the time lol
hoosiergirl94 31
He needs to manscape
RosaMaravillosa 10
I always just excuse myself and say 'hair', and take it out before I move on.
baldiesmom 25
My hubs is quite hairy. I've had the same experience more than once. Good for you, but also, I feel your pain lol.
khiiirsty 14
You're a real one
manuwish 9
well as long as it makes you happy,OP..if you really think fyl for doing it, than, just don't do it..