Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
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thebestwooods 7
You are a trooper and he's a lucky man
RedCronos 17
The fact that you went through with it is impressive
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Comments (66)
Catdragon 40
Also, if a few stray hairs make you gag, why were you thinking about going down on him? Unless you were planning on stopping before you got there.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Dont you just hate that.
olleekenberg 20
I actually don't think think that it would have ruined anything if you stopped and made yourself comfortable. It could even be more teasing for him if you would have paused a while.
TenChubbyPandas 7
Love, true love. Is what brings us here, together, today.
OkitaCockroach 19
To virgins; this is exactly what oral sex is like. But it's so worth it if you love your partner.
KaleTheVane 7
Now if that ain't love idk what is, you're quit the person.
GonzoSam 13
A tip for next time: Breathe through your nose when your mouth is over hair!! Also, if you're really worried that a pause to remove the hair from your mouth would ruin the mood, try instead to make it seem like you stopped to talk dirty rather than dislodge a hairball, lol.
Nickimariek 20
Should have just hacked up the fur ball like a cat does
annalily5 28
Stuff like this is high on my list of reasons I dislike the men I'm with being hairy. Props to you though.
Moonelo9 14
that's ******* disgusting