Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been flirting with at work. Some coworkers had discreetly warned me about him, but I thought he was cute. We get to the date, and after an hour of small talk, he spent the next two hours trying to get me to invest in his crypto coin thing that "is definitely going to be huge." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, some girl hit me up and was flirting with me over text. It turns out she was doing it for money and it’s been so long that I almost fell for it. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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Top comments
coach321 7
At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...
iampoughkeepsie 11
I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...
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Comments (46)
INeedAUserNamr 13
Should be extra for the 3 potatoes he didn't pay. $120
vlalam 24
How did u agree to go on a date with a random stranger? Sorry OP he treated u that way
vikky538 29
be optimistic.. atleast u got asked for a rate instead of date...
DirectorLincoln 12
What a piece!
Mandybruin 15
Of ass?
brandoneyez1 25
That date ended before it could begin. Op he only wanted you for sex and not for who you are. I'm sure you will find someone of your integrity.
bluefrootloops 13
Hey you liked the guy enough to accept a date, why go through the fuss of dinner or any other fillers? Not to mention you get $60, that's a lot of money.
honeymoonroyale 20
...Was it the way you dressed? If so, you might wanna rethink a few things...
foxwasalamb 24
dont let him get you down. learn from it in a positive way if you can. that guy was an asshole
pratikp03 22
So did u get any?
597mph 10
I would pay $10,000 for you.
8313girl 28
Then after the sex is over, you'll give her $60 and an IOU