Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Top comments
RedTheSeeNurse 4
He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously
gotbiscuits 0
You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.
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Comments (126)
fmlwinnn 0
you shouldve said "well, since it might be, we should call it one ;)"
Expertfail 0
He'd probably have been like 'that's the last straw - I'm leaving' in that case.
MaskingTape 2
if you weren't a total bore, he'd enjoy you more. do something spontaneous! kick a cat into the street or something on your walk home. it'll score man points and add some excitement.
pimplayer 0
spontaneous lol lick ur boobs
chuckychan 8
how bout just act less boring... and I don't know or anything but it sounds like you are pretty awkward too.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Maybe he's just shy! You make the first move, and if he's not interested, get over it. (: If all dates were meant to be perfect relationships would be a hell of a lot easier. :D
mz_booty 0
he might text u "lmao" then never speak to you again!! how would u feel then, hey huh huh what?!?!? yeah that's right be thankful his still talking to ya!!!
griffmo24 0
45-lol I remember that one
gutzz 0
Congrats 54, u have a memory span of at least one day.
superrnovaa 7
lmao @ 63
ThatsANiceAss 4
Well, by the looks of his profile picture...I'm surprised he has a memory at all.
NbrL13 2
1st!!! yeah! I guess you should know if you are on a date or not!
helloletsgo 0
loser
chuckychan 8
6 winner
RebornProblem 0
Haha, FYL. Crappy dates suck.
broccoli2 0
he's probably gay and just wanted a fruit fly around. in which case the miniskirt he pointed at was probably not meant for you, OP
whitesox365 0
"Are we having sex?" "Uh, idk i guess. derp derp"
Juliaa15 6
Well. Maybe you're not one of those "marriage" types. Try the other gender next time.
No_LoveMM 3
Probably something you should clarify with your partner beforehand.
jaesm17 5
WINNING
Eil 5
BI-WINNING
barlessprison 16
Well he's an idiot.
Mpsteve13 7
drop your pants
Prolusive 5
You should have done a backflip. He would be interested in you then.n. b. vhyx. v. cc. v. cv. v CBC c. k. v. v n. c. v. n.
Prolusive 5
Ignore the nonsense :/ my iPhone is irregular...
Juliaa15 6
I see the hidden message you threw in there at the end. And I'm here to say you're one sick pervert.
chuckychan 8
awwwwwwwww dude that's soo nasty! get out of here freak
finndandy 0
fill me in... I don't get it
emo0366 0
I don't get it
Thanatos1206 0
Really 64 and 68? You don't get it? It's so blatantly obvious!
finndandy 0
seriously.... I don't get it... someone explain! pls!
aminel 0
huhhhh? do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
phoisthebest 2
I don't see it. maybe somebody can explain?
emsiti 6
i see a gun i think
finndandy 0
I think everyones just bs-ing. it doesn't mean anything. jibberish
rangermedic77 5
way to go you figure it out
spade1997 0
I don't get it...
dandie_1121 0
i dunno it looks like twitchy faces to me but im just weird like that. lol i dont get what its "supposed" to be either
Prolusive 5
I don't even get it :/
finndandy 0
I don't get it either an no one wants to explain... I think it's bs.
badluckalex 23
LOL all of these people are idiots
MysticMint 0
So, enjoy each others company then. I don't see how this is really an FML.
b1ondiee 0
I agree .
DaZi 0
ur mom is a real FML :D
chuckychan 8
ya it's a first date anyways
b1ondiee 0
well then say you are ? biiig whoooop .
Keem_74 0
nice pic
b1ondiee 0
thaaanks [: