Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I got a new mattress delivered to my house. Didn’t have it on the frame for more than 5 minutes before my cat had already pissed on it. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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FluffythePink 23
You want to go to Amazon and get Ecosharkz best cat urine remover. It's enzyme based and does actually remove ALL the smells of cat mess. It'll save your sofa and it also stops cats going back to the same spot. Well worth the cash, the bottle lasts ages. My last cat had Kidney failure and dementia and she was... Well, if she couldn't see a litterbox, it didn't get used. This stuff saved most of my furniture and rugs.
d j mom 9
get a bottle of Pooph. It really works!
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FluffythePink 23
You want to go to Amazon and get Ecosharkz best cat urine remover. It's enzyme based and does actually remove ALL the smells of cat mess. It'll save your sofa and it also stops cats going back to the same spot. Well worth the cash, the bottle lasts ages. My last cat had Kidney failure and dementia and she was... Well, if she couldn't see a litterbox, it didn't get used. This stuff saved most of my furniture and rugs.
d j mom 9
get a bottle of Pooph. It really works!