Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been flirting with at work. Some coworkers had discreetly warned me about him, but I thought he was cute. We get to the date, and after an hour of small talk, he spent the next two hours trying to get me to invest in his crypto coin thing that "is definitely going to be huge." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, some girl hit me up and was flirting with me over text. It turns out she was doing it for money and it’s been so long that I almost fell for it. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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coach321 7
At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...
iampoughkeepsie 11
I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...
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Comments (46)
thestrangedude 10
At least he wanted to have sex with you.
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah what girl doesn't like being mistaken for a hooker, then being only worth at max $60...
54754N4 14
yeah 14# imagine a 13 year old getting hit on by a pedophile and then compliment her saying that "at least, he wanted to have sex with you". Do you really think she or the OP would happy about such a compliment?.. #uSmoothOperator
rose1999_fml 5
Just because he said low price doesn't necessarily mean anything(: think of it this way if you go to a store and want to buy a necklace and the man tells you to make an offer. It might look like it's worth $200 but you're not to say $200 you want to get it for the lowest price you can. If you would have said like "that's it?" I'm sure he'd go higher so don't stress it bc he's cheap I'm sure ur perf
Chaith 16
You make it sound totally normal that she would have sex with that guy, that she had just met, for money if he gave her a better price. Haha.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
It is normal, happens a lot, on almost every street corner
LowExpectations 30
#18, believe it or not, prostitution is quite a regular part of life, whether society as a whole accepts it or not.
PenguinBitch 44
Normal? Well, probably where you live.
greeneyebeauty9 28
#50 well it's not exactly normal, but just rather common. Thus why it'd be considered normal to some people.
babygurll19 10
We must be in another recession
candisweets 10
Maybe an April Fool's joke? hope so!
dawood_k 27
Don't be so hard on yourself. Just because you met a jerk shouldn't bring you down. Set yourself some goals in life, start maybe at $70!
Soundslikeothers 15
And that's in Canada. Here in the US it's about $55 give or take.
underthesea12 24
Well only take what you feel you're worth
DeeDeeJay 15
Did you even know who the man was?
SunTzu2 9
He'd have had it for not much more than a cup of tea had he been clever and asked nicely enough ...
LassiterX 8
I'm just wondering what made him believe you were a prostitute.
sunshineb81 16
My thought exactly.