Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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Comments (212)
itsbritneybixchh 0
You did WHAT now? Wtf?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Where did the term wanking come from that's a new one.
pickles1994 18
No it's not
skylerXx 6
It's used in the UK
Ins0mau 20
And used here in Australia too.
asianpandabear 0
and Canada eh
preetaleet 9
America also.
skylerXx 6
Not as often though
BIEBERSLAYER 10
I've never heard it probably cause I'm from America we have more fun ones
preetaleet 9
51, true.
skylerXx 6
Oh really? What are some of the fun ones?
dylan93able 0
BIEBER SLAYER!! YA!! LOVE THE NAME!!!
omgcookeys 15
I have heard wanking before, I live in america too, nothing new.
Sammydubbs 2
Beating the meat, flogging the log, jerkin the gerkin, taming the one-eyed monster, that's all I can think of, anyone else got suggestions
andonceagain 11
you missed spanking the monkey...
Sammydubbs 2
Knew there was one I was missing.
jren207 24
Bashing the Bishop, Hand Shandy.
harrywestt 0
first off if u haven't heard u need to be exposed to the world a little more. and it's a term with use in England
Stylin_Since_97 10
Was it in your dark basement while staring at a poster of your imaginary girlfriend after you lost a game of Black Ops? 0.o
armorf0r 7
Black ops sucks... Modern warfare all the way.
anorexicbarbie 8
Agreed. Battlefield Bad Company 2 is better than both though.
LaughingAlways 1
Well at least you had fun, that's all that counts.
paccie 0
Hahahahaha fyl
NaomiMadison 4
That's constructive? lol
leearm104 4
you need to talk to someone. that's not healthy bra.
skylerXx 6
Some days can be boring as hell, but there's no need to cry like a little bitch.
NomNomMuffin 5
Get a Life
KingOfOreos 0
says the 12 year old ginger lying about her age
typeozp 0
Ha! Thought the same thing as soon as I saw her comment...
Stylin_Since_97 10
Sounds like a severe case of a bipolar disease. One minute your horny and the next your completely and utterly in despair... You poor thing
skylerXx 6
Yeah. Those too.
wat11115 0
your 14 and posted twice