Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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Comments (212)
XxgreymoonxX 8
someone needs hobby :l try drawing or something, can let your creativity go wild and your hands will be busy so can't molest yourself :B
Darklord53 0
So you're saying he shouldn't ********** or he shouldn't cry?
halofan48 0
He'd draw sexual things and feel more lonely
FreshPairOfNikes 0
When I'm home alone , I act like a carrot.
travinator41 2
What does that even mean?
omgcookeys 15
82, idk
FUUUandyourmom 16
He paints himself orange and sits in a corner acting carrot-like.
jren207 24
13, Do you have green hair?
BelleBelle_fml 11
That's just...pathetic.
642_fml 0
shut up your stupid
omgcookeys 15
Typos are fun! :)
Ldesu 0
Your stupid what?
Ldesu 0
Your stupid what?
picklezz123 5
posting fmls was pretty constructive, no?
creepycrawler 0
ha that's classy
chelseaaababyyy 17
uhm... thats weird..
dylan93able 0
idk why u got Neg. thumbs not only is it weird it's a little pathetic.
omgcookeys 15
Wanking is normal, pretty much all guys that have hit puberty have done it.
SpicyGrass 0
You horny, depressed animal,
chuckychan 8
Try playing twister It's a good way to spend your time in a constuctive manner
p3t3rrrn 0
Wtf?
FreshPairOfNikes 0
YOUR FACE GOD DANM IT.
jhman 0
Well then you need to get out there, you need it
preetaleet 9
Perhaps a lady friend could help you with your dilemma.