Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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Hutchie931 15
Closest I "came" *hehehe childish laughter*
RadTxAngel18 5
Hope you’re doing alright and got the help you needed