Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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Comments (212)
Rastas 3
That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard WTF is wrong with you?!
sxdryv 14
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=masturbating%20while%20crying
JurassicHole 5
Sounds Nobel Prize worthy to me
sexyredlipsdude 5
that's a tear jerking story...
nickisam 1
what is with all the comments. he posted the fml to be funny. it probably isn't even true
LadyDeadPool 3
Lmao, productive
Ninjah_Bri 3
lonely much?
Humanspider 18
It's okay. I will not judge you and your pathetic life.
Mibby 11
Ain't nothin wrong with that.
Rammer3500 23
I feel you bro