Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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Comments (212)
Krista835 5
I'm not the only one that doesn't understand how that's constructive... Right?
Maverick52 13
Well I guess your biceps must be rock hard then :P
roxysoxy 0
sicko lol
Tkao96 0
That's bad if you cry. Make some new friends other than Jill...(:
bullrider92 19
You must be doing it wrong if it makes you cry.
bullrider92 19
double post,sorry
perdix 31
You're pulling too hard! I know they call it "whacking off," but it doesn't mean that you literally hit it. Trim your pubes and use lotion -- it's all about technique.
bill987 0
HOW???
Sun_Kissed18 25
Completely read "closet" first and was thoroughly confused
Halcyon3210 6
I did the same thing and thought he was wanking and crying in a closet. . .
sylverdrag_fml 9
When you feel like that, get out of your house and take a walk outside. Look around you and you will find you feel better after a while.