Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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badactor009 0
You must have issues. Real issues. I don't want to know anymore about this than you already posted. Crying and wanking... WTF?
philly3d 0
The picture of the joker made that too awesome.
typeozp 0
Does it hurt to jerk or does the sight of your penis just make you upset?
michaelscott69 0
Get out, get a girlfriend, mission acomplished.
decidedlyvague 11
Stop wanking it until you stop crying. Otherwise you'll condition yourself to cry every time you ******. You can only convince the girl you are crying because it's just that good for so long.
bulletanboy22 0
That's called chuching !! :) except your supposed to do it with some one else's tears !!
Thompsonwccs 2
You're Doing it wrong!
missdezzybabee 0
Wait, what? O_o
ndhin831 2
use more lotion next time
devinegod 7
Forever alone.
wannbaussiegurl 4
wow you cried during? you must suck at getting yourself off