Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The Crank
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?
flockz 20
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....
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Comments (212)
davek 36
foreveralone.jpg
Blumpkinater 3
Next time use your tears as lube
ballbearing 10
M.A?? Is that you???
charadeyouare 0
You made my life!!!!! "Bite my lip and close my eyes...."
sxdryv 14
How do I msg u?
watson808 3
tear jerker
Warcraft_looser 7
thinking of your dead cat? :)
specialop24 0
What the hell is wanking?
suprmidgt 0
wow... you are action packed with issues.
SteveD92 13
Or action packed with tissues... Probably both.
PrincessPesa 20
Am I missing something, or has no one suggested that OP may actually be a woman?! Mulholland Dr. anyone?
neimato1 0
LOL