Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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Top comments
dinosxxrawr 22
who needs friends when you have cats.
ClumsyKee 14
But...they're your friends, right? There is never a limit to kitties. Plus, they don't judge you...quite as harshly. ;)
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Comments (124)
buckdharma 38
I think you either need new carpet or your cats ate your friends.
warsun 27
I'm gonna go for the friends being eaten
an3ph 20
What do you mean, you have friends! Oh, human friends.
mealsonwheels 12
Sounds like a CATastrophe.
Neyuu 18
Are you kitten me right meow?
TKay916 15
How exactly do you hear paws on a carpet?
whatismissing 8
Good point.
RedPillSucks 33
She has dog-like hearing or really cheap carpeting
gimmicksz 9
My parent has alot, that i dnt even want...n i can tell their meows apart smh lol yea not paw steps tho
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Yolo! Swag! Am I doing it right?
graceinsheepwear 34
47, I don't think you are, because yours was actually readable. Try again. (ta). oh wait, that's **** and ass, isn't it?! lol rofl lmfao etc
twinkiefeets 17
What the hell are trying to say?!
cmac86 24
I met someone with 27 cats. she's not fostering them or breeding them, she just has 27 cats. I can't even imagine that!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Holy hell! That's a lot of cats lol.
MerrikBarbarian 9
I had that many at one point- more actually. Not intentionally. I bought a farm and they asked "do you mind that it comes with a few cats?" A few cats turned out to be 5 cats- and their kittens. I dropped a few thousand on spays and neuters, found homes for those I could... Kept the rest as indoor/outdoor cats. I live where if hits -50 in the winter so on cold days like that all the cats come in. It's totally insane when all of them are in, but I don't believe cats should suffer for the stupidity of their former owners who let them breed uncontrolled. I still have 22 cats because there is too many cats, not enough homes. Going from 3 cats to 32 overnight was certainly an experience. Ill say that much.
BradTheBrony 19
Well at least you can put catnip in your pocket and be covered in kitties?
Phoebe_Buffay 14
You, my friend, have a gift. Embrace it.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Crazy cat lady, you do exist.
pantherpride98 10
Shut up that's what people call me -_-
daniel_0084 14
Why the hell are so many people saying her life sucks? She made the damn choice to make no friends and buy 6 cats. SHE DESERVES IT
SuperDanielNL 23
Thanks a lot you pointed that out, I would never have guessed.