snydeeli000
Kent, United States
Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
Collection
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Same thing different taste
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Yudith
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Anonymous
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Brain_fart
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unloved
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Mishka
United States
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aimbug 42
You're one of them now.
saba_ajira 29
Create your own hiss to break up the fight
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aimbug 42
You're one of them now.
ThrottleJockey 36
I think you mean, "you're one of them meow."
emmeelgee 10
Are they actual fights? Where they need to be separated? Or just mindless play/disputes all animals have?
saba_ajira 29
Create your own hiss to break up the fight
Cresella779 0
Hmmm maybe I can hiss for you dick ;)
higgysaurus 18
Ew
Kiernan151 25
You are aware 13, that you can send him a private message, right?
Eyalsh 32
hiss back to show dominance, OP.
YumeWolf 23
You know what, that is actually pretty smart and useful.
Bibliovore 26
It's good to know whose hiss is whose, but the first cat heard hissing is not necessarily the instigator, just like the first kid to make a noise in a playground fight is not necessarily the one who started it.
gamermonster 34
To learn cat, one must first become a cat.
warsun 27
Almost as impressive as that fml in which the op could tell which cat is who by their footsteps
snydeeli000 27
Oh I can tell Abby by her footsteps. She's tiny but she stomps.
Bibliovore 26
It's actually usually easier to learn to tell footsteps apart if your cats are at all distinctive in that sense -- cats walk and jump all the time, but hopefully they're not hissing anywhere near that often. One of ours is light on her feet and graceful; the other one apparently skipped feline grace training (probably in favor of extra mealtimes).
noizer 16
How often do your cats have to fight each other for you start recognizing their hisses?
gichikku 14
My roommates and Is cats have lived together for 5-6 years. They still don't get along and she growls and hisses at my cat if he even looks at her on a daily.
gosh_mate 30
Humans don't have pet cats, cats have pet humans haha
AuTiAlloy 8
You're like the cat whisperer or something...nice
L_1781 18
Well, now that you have learnt cat, the next stage in becoming Dr. Doolittle is eating with them and ******** in the same cat litter tray. Works for me :p