Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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Top comments
dinosxxrawr 22
who needs friends when you have cats.
ClumsyKee 14
But...they're your friends, right? There is never a limit to kitties. Plus, they don't judge you...quite as harshly. ;)
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Comments (124)
Drifting 21
I think when you got more then 2 cats that should have been a sign you need more friends.
MzNViziBLe 8
Sadly at least you have the cats, I have my seven yr old... He ditched me daily for his friends
EmberEyes 16
33 stop being so judgmental. You don't know OP's reasons for having those cats.
alycion 39
I have 4 animals in the house and plenty of friends. I can tell them apart by sounds. The fosters are the easiest because it is the new sound in the house. I can also tell them apart by smell and fur texture. Hyper sensitivity to senses rocks lol. It does come in handy. My current foster is mostly a good dog, but much like any husky she does like to try to find things to get into. It's nice being able to call them back without having to look to see who is trying to get into the trash.
Omniprism 15
Don't worry I can do the same thing except with my dogs. It's ok to be aware and observant.
Psychosys 16
I can tell which cat is which by their different howling, I have 4 cats. What's worse is I can mimic them all...
why57why 21
You certainly do
athos1237 4
You have 6 cats, YDI
mwek3 11
I don't find that to be a bad thing at all. I have similar happenings with my cats. Only cat people would understand really.
purple_pentapus 6
I do that too