Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I realized that my husband's family hates me for something I did 10 years ago. When I was 18. I’m so done apologizing for it. My daughter does not deserve to see her mother treated like this. FML
Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML
Today, both of my daughters were having an argument because my youngest has decided that she doesn't want kids. I defended her decision and my oldest daughter told me to STFU and called me a hypocrite. I slapped her across the face for her disrespect and now she's threatening to press charges. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I was uninvited from every family event henceforth, because I finally had it and told my sister that I can’t stand to be around her horribly misbehaved kids. They have screaming meltdown tantrums, throw and break things, start fights and steal. How am I the bad guy? FML
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Top comments
AbstraktThoughts 13
Maybe you should help her by officially removing her head from her ass.
Zack6849 8
What a bitch.
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Comments (97)
Zack6849 8
What a bitch.
greekgal44 14
yeah seriously, she seems to be the immature one even though shes the eldest
fishstick557 14
How does she see her logic correct in any way??
daniel_0084 14
She sounds uneducated af
then000bster 16
Also idk where this is from(mobile ver.) but where is it so important to become the first in a family to be pregnant? Just to be the first out of your family??? You're making those chicks on teen mom look good. I feel bad for the mother who raised her kid in such a manner.
sluttyMouth 3
Just let her leave, she'll be back when no one else gives her attention.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
I think she's actually taking her frustrations out on her mother . I'm the oldest and I know I would be personally upset . extremely upset . pissed off even , if my younger sister became a mother before I did . or op's daughter could be in one of those families that the youngest gets favored over the oldest .
jkmartinjk 16
@ 71, Well then you're as bad as OP's kid. Since when does it matter who has a kid first. Seriously. Give your head a shake.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
yay thumbs down ! I finally got some . :) but no it doesn't matter to answer your question . then again you don't know my family . therefore ..
MilkyFilmz 26
Therefore, you're still an idiot.
Narcoterrorist 6
What's up with all the bitches whining about babies/weddings lately?
zen1979 16
Dafuq did I just read?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The OP's eldest daughter is a drama queen who removed herself from the family just because her younger sister is having a baby before her, what's so hard to understand that?
AbstraktThoughts 13
Maybe you should help her by officially removing her head from her ass.
awesome222 8
#4 that comment just made my day.
MikeonFML 17
Yep she's just trying to find someone to put the blame on
JoeGrant 12
She'll get over it, let her do her thing and she'll come back feeling dumber than before.
mealsonwheels 12
The answer is in the username OP.
emmingle 24
Huh. I thought it was usually the youngest child that was a spoilt brat.
xninix_fml 36
Not in every case. I am the youngest in my family and no where near "spoiled."
Zomg_Okay 27
20 - If those quotation marks are there for the reason I think they are, I just thought I'd inform you that both spoiled and spoilt are correct.
xninix_fml 36
I didn't quote for the misspelling I know that it's spelled differently in the UK. I was merely empathizing my point.
xninix_fml 36
plus quoting #7
iluvpeanutbutter 22
I think you mean emphasising.
xninix_fml 36
yup sure do! thanks! :D
lakerfan8224 17
Her kind shouldn't be allowed to breed anyways.
Ghazzie 7
I wish I could "like" this post 2 million times.
PresAgent 23
What is it with women and competing pregnancies? Don't worry, OP, it's her loss. She'll regret it farther down the road when she has no family to turn to.
Nix96 23
Wow. Poor OP. Jealousy is a curse.