The butter up
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
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Comments (59)
cherryllollo 7
Maybe he thought it was cancel out.. you love him more before and less after... so.. you should love him the same as you did before the situation happened.
love_me_electric 20
Except sending someone a sweet text only makes them love you a little more. Telling someone you cheated on them makes them love you A LOT less.
avaloncode 8
something tells me you do not grasp the fact that cheating is bad, and they don't "cancel each other out"
clevercake 21
Is it just me or are the amount of FMLs about cheating getting more frequent? Doesn't anyone stay faithful anymore?!
User57777 13
This is FML.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
Here, people tend to post FMLs that when a related one shows up.
BrotherTheo 31
OP I'm sorry that he did this and you must be heartbroken. The sad truth is...... People do in fact, sometimes..... cheat. It happens far more often then most of us would care to admit, and although his *way* of confessing sucks ass, at least he came clean. Take some time, think about what you want for yourself, and decide. If this is something you feel you can't get over, then move on. If you feel he's been otherwise an amazing person, and you want to try to work things out then who are we to tell you know? You two wouldn't be the first couple to survive this sort of thing. Really.
DjeePee 25
I agree BUT I don't think OP's relationship is strong enough to survive his mistake, because I get the feeling that they aren't together for that long. I could be wrong, though, in which case OP could better go to a counselor. It's difficult to fix mistakes like this on your own, cheating always has some root causes which need to be solved.
drumrgonewild 2
Bringing u up to smack u down... Thats twice the swift kicks in the ass
chujel1302 1
Threesome?
doglover100 29
Being cheated on is awful, him telling you through text is worse
CallmeRyuzaki 0
We don't really know how he actually told her though do we.
simoncat 11
Where's the post about Icy Hot to the nut sack? Read it. Memorize it. Use it.
hama806 19
Fool you once shame on him. Fool you twice shame on you. Do NOT give him a second chance OP. He doesn't deserve it. Keep your head up.
jesustitts 20
Sadly that's when you gotta be suspicious :( unless he's normally all lovey dovey. My sister in law, (nieces mom, was married to my brother, now divorced.) was married to a man who just a few weeks ago started acting really lovey dovey and then he admitted to cheating, for the billionth time, and she is now divorced from him. You deserve better OP.
kennaem1 11
At least he told you, a lot of people find out the hard way, OP