Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that for whatever reason I find it really difficult to orgasm stood up in the shower, she immediately demanded sex in the shower on the basis that without my orgasm maybe I’ll finally last long enough for her to orgasm first, or even at all. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend has two speeds in bed: so slow that it’s just not exciting for me, or so hard and fast, I can’t physically keep up and it starts to hurt. We’ve discussed our different needs a bunch, but so we’ve had sex every night this week and I only orgasmed once, masturbating in the shower. FML
Today, I once again had to apologise to a date for cumming too fast as they stormed out the door angry at me. I don’t get it, I’m in shape, I don’t watch porn, and I’ve even had therapy, so why can’t I last longer than 15 seconds before busting my load like an inexperienced teen? FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Go multiple rounds. Cum quickly the first time, and it should take longer the second, or third.
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
Try to calm down and relax when having sex , you might want to try not thinking as much when you are doing the deed!
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Comments (33)
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
Try to calm down and relax when having sex , you might want to try not thinking as much when you are doing the deed!
RichardPencil 32
Go multiple rounds. Cum quickly the first time, and it should take longer the second, or third.
bloopaloop 27
Cardio.
Chazzster 32
Oral sex on her.
Sady_Ct 38
You can get condoms that desensitize the male.
Brightside86 31
Wear a condom. Almost any brand will reduce your sensation so much you will last forever and end up having to fake it. Though your lady friend will be all set.
Anna_Lu_Minum 9
You could always pleasure her in other ways. At least even before you cum. Lots of ways.
Nhayaa 21
You're not pathetic, you're a premature ejaculator and it actually affects lots of men. As you were told in another comment, go for a second round!
LackyLacy 5
Foreplay does wonders. Use your hands on her body and tease her. Also realize that sex isn't just pumping your penis into someone. If nothing else, talk to her about it. I'm sure she would love to give you pointers. Or sex therapy is a thing to help both of you improve communication about what is expected/realistic.
Suaria 38
Try **** rings