Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
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Comments (59)
MrLoux 6
He gives 'Dick' a bad name.
Bebbo_fml 21
Well OP at least he told you sooner rather than later. It means your relationship was in trouble. Depending on how committed you feel you can either try to forgive him and make it work or you can dump him as per popular demand on fml. No one deserves to be cheated on, but as another fmler said, it occurs more often than not. There is no right answer here, only what your instincts/feelings tell you.
dc295 3
Sorry to break it to you but that's not real love. Just sayin'.
DarthVader77 9
Good approach, should make a note of it :)
BrysGirl27 14
What a douche bag. Dump him on his ass!
ryan1268 18
Look at the bright side at least he told u.... It's not like he cheated on u and beverage told u.
itssjulia 13
What a ******* ass hole!!! That ******* pisses me off!
sabrinamarie3 15
It's so sad how people would use words like that without actually meaning it. We just don't know what to believe anymore.
_thatbluh 5
That's funny my ex did the same to me too, sweet talked until the next day I found out she had cheated on me. Smh five years went to *****
c0c0_fml 16
Damn... Sorry about that. I wish I couldn't say I know how you feel.
_thatbluh 5
Yeah then she got married about three months ago and we broke up in February of this year . I guess "things happen for a reason "
Kade20 4
Was it Billy Bob Thorton? Lol