Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
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Comments (59)
jem970 19
Don't forgive cheaters! Dump the douche OP! You deserve better!
vic55jets 13
Being cheated on is the worst feeling in the world, especially when you love the person. You are torn between letting go and staying with them. Gotta let go at the end because if they loved you, they would not have cheated on you. You deserve better OP.
SkoomaKi 28
Setting you up and shooting you down, looks like you didn't dodge the bullet. However you can dump him now, knowing he can't keep his little winky away from other women.
GothickNihilist 15
No person deserves to be cheated on. It may be best to break up with him.I hope you feel better OP, and that you find someone who truly loves you.
DocBastard 40
I think nearly everyone here will agree that you should break up with him, but it often isn't that easy to break up with someone you truly love. That's why you should call me - so I can break up with that no-good cheating ************ for you. I'll give him a piece of your mind.
perdix 31
Oh, I thought you were going to help her out with the Revenge Sex.
Pleonasm 36
Way to Blow Doc's cover! He was just sending her sweet comments so that Doc would gain her trust a little more, so that he could then go over and BAM. Now the cat's out of the bag.
c0c0_fml 16
Sure it won't be easy but it's better than staying another year or two with him. Walk away now so you can minimize the time wasted with that bastard.
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Do the right thing and sleep with his best friend OP. This way he loses a girlfriend and a friend.
ksuth 25
I hope that's not truly your definition of the "right thing".
KiddNYC1O 22
That's insulting, 17.
hama806 19
17- Then OP would be just as bad, if not worse, than her BF. Stick to your day job, giving sound advice is definitively not your calling.
perdix 31
You should have been suspicious when he became all lovey-dovey. You know your lover is true when he takes you for granted and treats you like furniture.
picturescrazy 24
Please tell me you meant ex-boyfriend.
sajupt 17
My ex girlfriend did the same to me... Over gtalk though...
ImACat_fml 7
Gtalk lol. I thought of a gangster breaking up.
tacojauns 45
I know it doesn't make up for cheating, but at least he told you and you didn't find out the hard way