Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
bobin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
Light Sleeper
Evansville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Married Life 101
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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olpally 33
Well, that escalated quickly...
shrimp1234 4
He has no staying power at all.
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lidget 5
The same thing happened to me once! Turns out he woke up fairly quickly but pretended to stay asleep so I wouldn't stop, and then finally moved after it was too late. Great for him, lame for me -_-
greenie213 23
Damn girl! Maybe your just better than you give yourself credit for! Telepathic pleasuring. This changes everything!
beckyxD 13
You're*
greenie213 23
Sorry. I'll try harder next time. Dick.
Enslaved 38
Don't worry, in time you'll learn to read his body language and know when to ease up on your stimulation skills. (:
ikickgingers 15
I bet she swallows...
Enslaved 38
So Kicky, are you also singing Akinyele's-- "Put It In Your Mouth"? I bet you are! ;) I'll sing back up :P
ikickgingers 15
How'd you know?? O.o ;)
pogue36 5
Why can't you be my girlfriend!?
xela96 0
Define "rouse"...
bReLiNg 18
Surprise!
vnsmoore 6
??? I am lost
datoismyname 22
Yeah because your hair is covering your eyes!
jwbfml 11
Best dream EVER.
doodlecloud 27
Wait - you tried to rouse him...so he was asleep? If you were wanting sex and to wake him I assume you tried to give him a hand or ********...so basically you jacked the guy off and you were suprised when he came? Could be wrong but I thinl you need to learn the difference between just teasing strokes and jacking someone off. Especially when someone's asleep and so may take a bit to come round...poor guy probably ended up having a wet dream and woke up to you scowling.
Missusluv313 9
But that's the best way to wake a guy up though! Right? Or am I doing it wrong?
doodlecloud 27
Correct but you gotta make sure you're not too intense before they wake up!
spaboolly 26
Maybe next time you should "rouse" him by pouring some cold water on his face. Or ya know... just let the poor guy sleep and save your personal activities for when you're both ready.