Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
bobin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
Light Sleeper
Evansville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Married Life 101
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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olpally 33
Well, that escalated quickly...
shrimp1234 4
He has no staying power at all.
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Comments (155)
alfred07 18
How were you trying to rouse him?
felah17 6
Doesn't matter! He had sex!!! XD
j_cat187 20
...Nope :D
afropuffjake 9
I can't help but wonder what you were doing for that to happen, especially if you posted an FML about it. If this was an isolated incident, FYL but take it as a compliment. If this is nothing new YDI for not only picking someone with PE, but apparently not doing it enough so he can build some stamina.
Missusluv313 9
So I'm guessing one nut is all you get out of him, huh? Damn. My ex was like that. ******* shane! I feel so sorry for you OP, I really do. :-(
0ops_i_died 8
Does he have trouble cumming more than once? Just keep at it, most men wouldn't protest :)
Praisethelawd 0
He came? Oh I see he's the 60 sec type of guy.
ultra_notorious 26
That's too bad, morning sex is the best!!!
joncole 6
wet dream plus u starting sex=done no morning wood waking up
anyav3 13
Well that's the wrong definition of a quickie. Lol
carrjc66 1
How is this an fml? Wait ten minutes and go again.