Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
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Top comments
EngineerJane 0
I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them. Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter? Do everyone a favor and exercise.
Artsygirl90 14
He's a keeper. Have fun at the gym!
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Comments (118)
emiiliee 0
hey look on the vright side; Hes helping you!
wufwufwolf 0
Soon he should be getting a call from the 'local singles hotline'... you know, because he's single now :D
marierad 0
i would think thats an awsome present. i work out all the time anyway so to me having a pass to an expensive gym....with a heated pool, kick boxing classes, and a hot tube. if you dont want the pass ill take it! =)
Jsalcedo23 0
how is this even an fml? suck it up and work out! I love going to the gym :)
TinyVixen 0
... maybe u should have.
HappyPickles 11
OP says "didn't see this one coming". Perhaps OP is fit - works out - is in good shape. I think CantFightHate and ONYA have the right take on this.
roccomcvicker 0
he totally thinks your fat. that sucks.. bite his **** when you suck it next.
angel_demon 0
he is watching ur health stop complaining!
MMMMMMPorkchops 1
suck it up Fatty McFatterson, your boyfriend wants a skinny girlfriend. heaven forbid you should want your boyfriend to find you sexy. Just drop the fork and nobody's feelings will get hurt.
Alex373 0
Your fat. Put down the cake and go work out. And I bet all the people that didn't put YDI are fat.