Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
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Top comments
EngineerJane 0
I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them. Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter? Do everyone a favor and exercise.
Artsygirl90 14
He's a keeper. Have fun at the gym!
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Comments (118)
antbait11 0
OP.. this isn't a fml. if you think it is then you need to learn some coping skills. he just put your number down for a free 2 week trial you can sign your friends/family up when you join a gym. he might have gotten a shirt or something for referring people. get over it, you're fine.
perdix 31
It was probably hiding behind your big, ginormous ass, so, of course, you didn't see it coming. Lose some weight or get fitted for a rearview camera system.
warpig182 0
your my hero
selenagirl_fml 0
no, you're my hero.
perdix 31
Hey, I can be a hero to both of you! Perdix has enough heroism and derring-do for everyone!
mikehaddad 0
wow ur life sux
5t3ff1k4h 45
Hey, at least he cares. :D
xtremeswat 0
To those women who think this guy is an asswhole: We, as men (when we really care about you) sometimes like to be careful making a statement about something that women are sensitive about. So we have to come up with different ways to approach things. How are we supposed to approach "hey babe, ure getting fat and its starting to bother me"? No sometimes we gotta find a way to give you a hint in a way that will not create any argument nor questioning about "If you love me it wouldn't matter" or "U're supposed to accept me even if I am fat" (cuz that's a lie, there's always an choice). And don't come out with the whole "We women want you to just be straight forward"! cuz that's a lie too. Its best to just get the hint and take it as constructive as you can take it. Ultimately if it's regarding to get healthier u can't blame anyone else. If my comment bothers any women out there please let me know ur point of view, otherwise "FUL" ;-) !
AmbrosiaFan 19
ITA with you (and I'm a chick!). If the OP is overweight, this is a FREE two week pass to check out the gym and workout with your b/f. If you aren't overweight, then this is a FREE two week pass to keep looking good and tone up and workout with your b/f. Don't get all up in arms because someone cares about you enough to want to give you a FREE two week pass.
marcranger 29
responding nearly a year later, after the only people reading this will be fellow insomniacs with strange class schedules: xtremeswat, my issue is that there is no distinction between encouraging a woman to exercise for health reasons versus doing so for aesthetic reasons. it's one thing if someone gains fifty pounds in three months. that needs to be addressed, especially since there are probably underlying issues. but nagging someone because they've gained five or ten Linda gradually over the course of a year is pathetic. you deride the "you should love me regardless" defense, but really, a few extra pounds don't equal a drastic change in appearance. if you're that concerned with a wan based solely on her appearance, i'd say you're the one with a problem.
tiffyc011 0
welp at least he broke it to you gently
xtremeswat 0
Btw I meant that in the most respectful way.
cloakedn007 1
suck it up and go
ONYA 0
Don't take it that way. One day I was at a Car lot fundraiser for cheerleading, and there was a booth by Oz Fitness saying "ask us how to get a free shirt" The way to get a free shirt was to write down 10 people's names and phone numbers for a free two week pass. I just wrote down anyone I can think of, including skinny people.
cchristine 0
Dang, you must be HUGE if he didn't tell you to your face.haha. You totally deserved this one. It's your fault for eating like there's no tomorrow.