Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
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Top comments
EngineerJane 0
I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them. Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter? Do everyone a favor and exercise.
Artsygirl90 14
He's a keeper. Have fun at the gym!
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Comments (118)
jumpinurpants 0
damn he's nice. ungrateful bitch. make me a sandwich
sully77 1
there is absolutly nothing to argue over. when you sign up for a gym they ask you if there's ppl that you want to give a free pass to. and maybe joining was a spur of the moment thing and he didn't have a chance to tell her. this shouldn't even be an fml.
another_anon 0
If my girlfriend bought me a gym pass I'd be VERY grateful, cause I wish I could afford one right now... But you're just pissed because either a) you THINK you're fat or b) you're fat and you KNOW it. and this gift made you realize someone else noticed or c) you're an ungrateful bitch who doesn't know a gift when she sees one
Kimikom 0
fyl? i think not....at least he didnt dump you for being weighty..he just wants you to tone up. that's all..when did people get so sensitive this is fml.com not emobucket.com where are the actual fmls jeez suck it up people
paxcrunner 0
this is fake, la fitness doesn't do 2 week passes
monkeysgoooh 0
gym memberships arent cheap. you should be grateful that your boyfriend isnt a cheap bastard! id wager that he was just trying to do something nice for you and you misinterpreted
EffYoLife 14
a two week gym membership is NOTHING! he should have given her at LEAST a month! he IS a cheap bastard! smh
EffYoLife 14
your boyfriend is a cheap loser! he should have at least gotten you a month! two weeks isnt gonna do a damn thing
msgrumpy 7
I wish someone bought ME gym membership!
ingclassy 0
He probably signed your name in a "raffle" to win the two week pass. Everyone wins the raffle, and their gonna keep calling you. He probably saw a good deal and didn't think about it the way you are. The gym just wants two weeks to keep selling you stuff. Either way, get some exercise tubby.
ingclassy 0
Its a gym, not a fat camp. You think too much. He could've bought you a treadmill, a sweat suit, and a bottle of laxatives.