Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
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Top comments
EngineerJane 0
I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them. Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter? Do everyone a favor and exercise.
Artsygirl90 14
He's a keeper. Have fun at the gym!
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Comments (118)
kruzito 0
I bet she's not going
bridgette5866 0
hahahhahahah
nadia716 3
yeah this is the part where you sign him up for extenze. [oh and ps-if you know you're a little pudgy just lose the weight and dump him.] :)
purplerokks876 0
eat as many cookies as u can then squish him through the floor wen u have sex
Senseless_487 29
Psh, gym memberships are pricey. Just go for the two weeks. Whether you're fit or not, most everyone should exercise!
DarkStorm2Bad 14
YDI for being a fatty. lol j/k, I am NOT that kind of person! If I were in your shoes, then no matter what the intentions I would have at least liked to have been talked to about it first. But then again, if it is just a free 2-week pass, then there's no real harm :-p
EngineerJane 0
I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them. Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter? Do everyone a favor and exercise.
delude 26
Bc it’s a dick move. He could’ve talked to her about it or given it to her in person
stevenmx86 8
You should be thankful he's giving you a tool to help your weight.
lulu_06 0
at least he is willing to help you
rileykins 0
hey, just look on the brightside. :]
xHeather 0
maybe he's trying to help you. i like working out :) go to the gym, maybe you'll like it.